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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7708 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 757 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.