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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1961 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 722685 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.