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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3399 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4693 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.
