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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5058 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
