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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4571 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3686 |
| Ores Mined: | 9460 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 215 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up (literally, because there’s no day-night cycle in our world). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your house with a misplaced block of TNT, then you might regret it a little).
