so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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