so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Ores Mined: 7077
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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