so like, if u wanna like, join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that like, using pacifiers for too long can like, totally mess with ur vocab size! like, this study says that if u use pacifiers for a long time, ur words gonna be like, super small and stuff. but like, on this server, we don’t use pacifiers, we use blocks and stuff to like, build amazing things! so like, join us and expand ur vocab with epic builds and crazy adventures! who needs pacifiers when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and like, let’s build some epic shiz together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

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