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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8997 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).
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