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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8891 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2707 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).
