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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7712 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1864 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
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