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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3342 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 110 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
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