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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5241 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 160 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
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