OxlyPvP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	8932
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	242526
Dimension Hops:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crops Grown:	1789	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Mines Excavated:	1716	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	914611
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7031	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	233

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Farms Harvested:	840
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

Players:	104/400	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8317