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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6744 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 55 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!