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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9954 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8964 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!