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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2759 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Emeralds Found: | 3857 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!