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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7117 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 269 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!