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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9928 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!