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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8226 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 107 |
Star Shards Collected: | 266 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!