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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4382 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2194 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!