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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3472 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!