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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3097 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!