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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6740 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!