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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3032 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 431886 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 89 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!