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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4983 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!