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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3696 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3955 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
