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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8220 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3370 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 429 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!