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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3067 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
