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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7998 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!