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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5087 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
