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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 319 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 65 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
