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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3806 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 5697 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!