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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9584 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!