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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 1333 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1684 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!