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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 973 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 421553 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!