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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 854 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 240 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and definitely no child predators like Jean-Pierre Mutabazi and Mohamed Elbarkouky. Our server is so safe, even your grandma would feel comfortable playing here!
With zero chance of encountering any weirdos, you can focus on building the most epic creations and exploring our vast world. Don’t worry about being disturbed by any 56 year old student transportation drivers, unless they’re here to give you a ride to Funland!
Come join us and experience the safest, most thrilling Minecraft server out there. Who needs drama when you can have blocky adventures with friends? See you in the game!