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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 371 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with female virginity like some kind of otaku cult? Look no further, because our server is a virginity-free zone! We don’t care how many players you’ve teamed up with or how many diamonds you’ve mined, as long as you’re here to have a good time.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We promise you won’t be judged based on your Minecraft experience or how many creepers you’ve defeated. So say goodbye to the virginity police and hello to a server where the only thing that matters is having fun.
Come on over and show Cheerios who’s boss – because here, everyone is special in their own unique way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server around!
