join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Alien Abductions: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 6290
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magic Items Found: 2159
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Towns Built: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 New Chunks Explored: 261484
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Void Gems Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magic Items Found: 4166
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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