OrgasmicRescueMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	132
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	519	Magic Items Found:	4925
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3405	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.