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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1981 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6796 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 672 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
