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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6482 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2654 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.