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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8345 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 127 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 50 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
