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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3874 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6095 |
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
