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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4111 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.