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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7878 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 419 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.
So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.