Orbital Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Animals Bred:	144	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	5563

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	7925
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Animals Bred:	133
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	77
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BroLawsCraft Minecraft Server

BroLawsCraft, brother-in-law, cancelled plans, Communication Issues, dealing with conflict, disrespectful behavior., emotional reactions, exclusion, expressing feelings, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, growing up, Minecraft, parenting challenges, pregnancy exhaustion, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, special needs child, standing up for family

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ores Mined:	3230	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s BIL kicked them out for taking a nap during a weekend visit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll witness outrageous family dynamics like BIL making his own mother come to him on Mother’s Day and constantly canceling plans on Father’s Day. And let’s not forget the birthday gift saga, where BIL expects thank you calls from kids instead of reaching out first.

If you’re up for a challenge, join us in organizing last-minute lunches and cakes for BIL’s parents due to his never-ending cancellations. And don’t miss out on the epic showdown on Father’s Day, where a cancelled lunch leads to a fiery exchange of messages and family drama.

So if you’re ready for some family feud Minecraft style, join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained!

DadBdayDramaCraft

anger, birthday dinner, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, DadBdayDramaCraft, emotional pain, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, grief counseling, hurtful comment, infertility, LEAVING, miscarriage, misunderstanding, relationships, sister, Support

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7176
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like OP’s family dinner!

Experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like OP’s sister Eva! Will you be the one to steal the spotlight or will you be overshadowed by someone else’s drama?

Don’t worry about being late to the party, just like OP and her family, we’re pretty lax about time. Plus, we promise not to talk behind your back…unless it’s in the game chat for everyone to see!

Join now and experience the ultimate family feud, Minecraft style! Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

GirlLuvrMC SMP

GirlLuvrMC, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a giant chicken boss, it was insane!

And let me tell you, the girls on this server are total babes. They build the most gorgeous houses and have the best fashion sense. Like, who knew you could look so cute in pixelated armor? Plus, they’re all super funny and always down for a good time. You won’t be able to resist their charm, trust me.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the blocks are plentiful and the laughter never stops. You won’t regret it, I promise!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Star Shards Collected:	183	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2