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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9227 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5384 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 109 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.
And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.
But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.