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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5919 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8087 |
Potions Brewed: | 43 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.
And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.
But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.