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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6800 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 7220 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!